mercyofempty:

A tweet by @adsk4 (Masahiro Ito), quote retweeting his honey butter toast "Honey butter toast recipe aka Fuck Toast, this is the recipe"ALT
A quote retweet of the tweet in the image above by @twoscooters "I have no idea who this guy is but this has to be the best thing he ever made, damn 😍"ALT
@adsk4 (Masahiro Ito) quote retweeting the tweet in the image above "Do you know Pyramid Head? I made it too. 😏"ALT
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btw. does anyone want to burst into tears with me

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utopians:

utopians:

man what tha hell am I going to do with a BACHELORS IN PSYCHOLOGY

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posted with 13283 notes on July 28, 2023 via pemisenvy

atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

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electricxmayhem:

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

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h0:

only-tiktoks:

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all of these statements coexist btw

posted with 21671 notes on July 25, 2023 via pemisenvy

je-blauge:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

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like fr fr

Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately “Yascar” is like really, really funny

posted with 87755 notes on July 23, 2023 via egberts

hustlerose:

garfieldsbones:

hustlerose:

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

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stonerzelda:

tumblartifacts:

thewalkingassbutt:

myownlilfantac:

falloutboise:

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

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posted with 301251 notes on July 22, 2023 via fairoxyourworld1

elfwreck:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ryanthedemiboy:

arctic-hands:

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

BOOOOOST

Seattle has joined them:

posted with 53222 notes on July 21, 2023 via egberts

superhell:

yebisu:

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

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tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

posted with 59148 notes on July 18, 2023 via egberts
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